An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.

Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.

by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020

damage the dolton

When the passing of poop has serious potential to damage the ceramic bowl of a toilet or destroy the whole sewerage.

When you know that the poop is going to cause a level 8 earthquake but you're ready for it

I'm off to damage the dolton, sorry to anyone that uses it in the next month

by everythingwasjakeagain March 7, 2022

butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.

Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.

by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022

dial the doctor

A term for female masturbation

“I don’t wanna go out clubbing tonight, I’ll just stay home and dial the doctor”

by CowboyRoy December 30, 2022

Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.

Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs

by Big D*CK February 23, 2023

somebody call a doctor

Somebody call a doctor?

Brooklyn guy: somebody call a doctor?

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025