2 definitions by everythingwasjakeagain
When the passing of poop has serious potential to damage the ceramic bowl of a toilet or destroy the whole sewerage.
When you know that the poop is going to cause a level 8 earthquake but you're ready for it
When you know that the poop is going to cause a level 8 earthquake but you're ready for it
by everythingwasjakeagain March 7, 2022
The bestest, cutest, truest, kindest, swagest person EVER in the world. Alexandra's can make a whole entire room smile, even if its rainy outside. There is no bound to their massive heart and when they smile, everyone smiles with them.
Alexandra's smell of all the happy scents put together. They smell like freshly baked cookies on a Sunday, like fresh grass after a summer storm, like the smell of freshly turned soil, and cinnamon and shampoo. Alexandra's are pure happiness.
Alexandra's also have the sweetest, purest voices in the world. They make everyone else's voices sound like trombones while their's sound like harps. Both for their singing voices but also just their talking voices. For anyone lucky enough to hear the voice of an Alexandra, it is a true phenomena.
Alexandra's make me happy, they make you happy, they make everyone happy just by exisiting.
They have cute smiles and cute laughs and cute sneezes and even cute burps. In fact, everything about Alexandra's are adorable.
If anyone is gifted enough to know an Alexandra than they have already reached the peak of life. But if anyone is lucky enough to have an Alexandra as their girlfriend then they are the luckiest person in the world because Alexandra's make the best partners in the world, actually no, in the galaxy.
Theres nothing that an Alexandra can't do, hence why they are the best person in the world.
Alexandra's smell of all the happy scents put together. They smell like freshly baked cookies on a Sunday, like fresh grass after a summer storm, like the smell of freshly turned soil, and cinnamon and shampoo. Alexandra's are pure happiness.
Alexandra's also have the sweetest, purest voices in the world. They make everyone else's voices sound like trombones while their's sound like harps. Both for their singing voices but also just their talking voices. For anyone lucky enough to hear the voice of an Alexandra, it is a true phenomena.
Alexandra's make me happy, they make you happy, they make everyone happy just by exisiting.
They have cute smiles and cute laughs and cute sneezes and even cute burps. In fact, everything about Alexandra's are adorable.
If anyone is gifted enough to know an Alexandra than they have already reached the peak of life. But if anyone is lucky enough to have an Alexandra as their girlfriend then they are the luckiest person in the world because Alexandra's make the best partners in the world, actually no, in the galaxy.
Theres nothing that an Alexandra can't do, hence why they are the best person in the world.
Person 1: Wow, the room just got a lot brighter!
Person 2: There must be an Alexandra nearby
or
Person 1: Why are YOU smiling so much
Person 2: Just thinking about Alexandra atm
Person 2: There must be an Alexandra nearby
or
Person 1: Why are YOU smiling so much
Person 2: Just thinking about Alexandra atm
by everythingwasjakeagain March 7, 2022