Dead Nan Ashes

The ashes of someone's dead nan. Sometimes used as a diss like 'your mum'

Fam dead nan ashes
Say mums
Mums
Madness broski

Dead Nan Ashes by Taliban_501 December 19, 2021

Dead Bird 

One who thinks they are funny or cool, but in reality are stupid or a flamer.

"Hey why don't you kiss my left nut! HA HA!"
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"Dude, you're such a Dead Bird, that line is so old."

Dead Bird by Kdra May 26, 2006

dead flowers 

A song written by keith richards and mick jagger. its a song interpreted many ways, heroin is an undoubted theme. the song also touches on ageing, love, shame, loneliness, and remorse.

Jeff: Dude, rachel just keeps hurting me, i can't get out of this, i love her but she keeps me her dirty little secret and uses me as an emotional punching bag.

Drew: Well, lets shoot some dope and put on 'dead flowers'

Jeff: She may as well just send me some. Lord knows i'll put roses on her grave.

dead flowers by a setting sun August 10, 2010

Dead Hooker 

Well duh, simply a hooker who is dead.

Woah whats that smell, you guys I think there's a dead hooker under the bed.

Dead Hooker by bubbz September 16, 2005

Dead wood 

A weak errection due to poor health.

"And let’s face it—a man who stuffs his belly full of dead pigs in the kitchen
only to deliver dead wood in the bedroom becomes a big bore"

-peta

Dead wood by Hesitant Wang August 31, 2004

Dead Bird 

An act performed with a penis on a large window. caawing sounds are made and then the penis is splattered on the window.

"Caaw Caaw"
"What was that noise?"
Splat... Dead Bird

Dead Bird by Big Dorp February 26, 2009

Dead man walking 

An employee who has given two weeks notice and is liable to cause all sorts of trouble for the business.

"Johnny is supposed to work tonight but he's a dead man walking so who knows. If he does show watch him like a hawk, and make sure he's not poaching our staff.

Dead man walking by Andytait88 February 16, 2017