Dan

Someone named Dan is probably into the Neptunia series and horny on main.

Regardless, they're a kind and loving person also quite emotional but you will love them because they're funny as fuck and care about you.

They're an angel, a blessing to the entire world and heaven himself.

Probably a typical Dragon Ball Z fan and plays Roblox to cure their depression.

Truly an oof moment.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about that guy? He's such a Dan

Person 2: Yeah, but I love him for that.

by Not Kiibo April 18, 2020

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Dan

A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.

Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.

by Pancho Villa69 October 1, 2023

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Dan

One who is a slave to the Karen's and Ken's, frequently performing lewd sexual acts upon their master.

Laura: "Oh my gawd, what's going on over there?"
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.

Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs

by JerZWorth December 18, 2021

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Dan

A big muscly man (sometimes called kelaphanbara'jah) that enjoys humans, horses and snakes.

Dan very much liked how the snake felt on him.

by pedewede January 27, 2024

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Dan Bell

Creepy guy who drives around Baltimore at night talking about sex and puts it on Youtube.

I became impotent after watching a Dan Bell video.

by crackimanative July 13, 2025

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She is a stylish and super cool piece of candy that loves to learn. As well, she is super chill and funny, but loves to hit others in the sun don't shine area.

Oh wow!!! Dan just hit me and it really hurts. BUT, ,MAN OH MAN, SHE IS SUPER COOL.

by Bella Haminoa May 24, 2019

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