dustintheeyetus

When a person (usually male) claims they have something in their eye, causing the eye to water. This is more commonly known as crying.
This is often contagious.

When a man is watching X Factor and the sob story is shown along with a deep emotional tune from Take That, he may often claim to have dustintheeyetus.

by TheIceQueen November 4, 2011

Dusk Plop

The fapping noise you hear when your balls smack against some preteen ass cheeks in the shower.

Ted: Do you hear that noise?
Carl: It sounds like fapping
Ted: Where's Bill?
Carl: ....where's your sister?
Ted: THOSE BETTER NOT BE DUSK PLOPS!

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

Dusty Canyon

(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack.

Yo, Aaron totally gave Kate a dusty canyon. When she found out, she hunted him down and beat the stuffing out of him.

by Rigid Cat Penis January 20, 2012

Dusterbutt

A person who will only receive anally after taking a hit of duster.

My girl doesn't like anal unless I give her some duster first. She's such a dusterbutt.

by ApricotKey October 1, 2012

dust cock

when something is so dusty (usually a car) that you just HAVE to draw a cock on it with your finger.

"i got dust cocked last night at 7/11. it was tragic."

by jayjoob June 27, 2012

dusty tosh

A quantity. The amount of ejaculate emitted after two or more consecutive tumescent discharges. Specifically referring to a diminshed quantity of ejaculate where there is either no or almost none, immeasurable to the naked eye, of scrotal discharge. It is most often achieved through masturbation however in very rare instances it may be a condition of coital interconnection.

After jerking off like 50 times, Tom could only cum a dusty Tosh.

by meatpockets June 28, 2012

dusty lamp

When you can't get laid because you have very visible std's

That guy's herpes are so bad he's got a dusty lamp!

by regjoeschmo November 19, 2013