Collins'd

One who awakes duct taped to the couch and has permanent marker written all over them. One whose car keys were put into a bowl of water and put in the freezer. One who awakes in the garage with spray paint around them, tattooed with marker and dawn poured down their throat. People once awoken take a look at each other and start laughing because they are all tattooed, mummified in duct tape and have bay oil in their rears. If this or anything like this has happened to you, you have been Collins'd

Collins'd .. Geez why is my ass greasy. Somebody get me off this couch now. Where are my keys I have to go to work?

by Narcoholic December 17, 2016

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colin cough

Gas from your colin.

Sorry man for doing this in the elevator , I have a bad case of colin cough.

by RJDB January 14, 2017

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Colin

Such a Colin...
Meaning small in the genital area, lacking in hair and generally only attractive to similar homosexuals.
Scared of orangutans due to their dominant manly nature.

That Colin took a right pounding by that hobo...

by Oranguman February 1, 2017

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colinda

Colinda: the act of having sex while waiting for your coffee machine.

Michelle: "Hey Peter I'm horny, but I'm also thirsty"
Peter: "Want to colinda?"

by Peterfetish 426 February 8, 2017

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colding

(fictional, Ranunculus-verse) genre of child porn made legal by a law loophole - it involves 11-12 y.o. or slightly older girls being stuffed with sex toys.Characterised by always having girl state at the start of the video that she doesn't mind actions performed on her.

Jack is a fucked up guy - all he faps too is colding videos.

by Cenobica April 10, 2017

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