Chode piece

A half man half gerbil like creature who’s sole mission in life is to take as many shits as he can and leave half used toilet paper spread all over.

That chode piece beat us up the trail this am, look at all this nasty shit paper! What a chode piece!

by Laskan Tony December 20, 2022

chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.

Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.

by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019

chode straw

A ring-like (or straw-like) circular object that resembles a chode by being girthier than it is long

You could say that onion rings are chode straws

by Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh August 30, 2021

Chocolate Chode

A chode that has been lathered in human feces then their partner licks it off sexually.

Baby Let’s do the Chocolate Chode tonight

by Jlee23 December 27, 2022

fat chode

a big fat willy that's really really fat but tiny.

"hey trina.. you have a nice fat chode, looking pretty narley"

"cool dude.. it feels kinda.. soft today"

by nagrominators April 25, 2021

girthy chode

A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length

Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!

by GirthyAF February 16, 2017

Chode-a-saurus

It is the same definition as "Chode" except instead of defining an appendage it describes the shape of a person who is wider than they are tall.

Rick D is 5 feet wide and 4 feet tall, what a chode-a-saurus

by BigFudge1234 September 17, 2018