Cunt scarf

A short skirt that keeps only your cunt covered and warm.

Pointing at a short skirt someone might say "Is that keeping your cunt warm? That's so short it's just a cunt scarf"

by Terrified and Afraid September 11, 2010

cunt ripper

Someone who is either very proficient at sex or very rough. Also could mean an alpha male or loser jock.

Man, steve's a fucking cunt ripper.

by Path March 10, 2004

cunt up

Australian slang.
To fall over.

Jacko went cunt up on that tree root.
Dave knocked my beer and it went cunt up.

by gladi August 5, 2008

Shit Cunt

A person who is deemed to be not only unpleasant to be around but the worst kind of unpleasant.

Why are you still talking to me you fucking shit cunt?

by Big Sexy Mik November 18, 2011

cunting season

A period of the time in which the pussy flows freely and is relatively easy to get, relative to other periods of time.

Milty: It's the first day of university and the hotties are back in town and ready to party! Time to rock out with our cocks out!

Billy- Bob: True dat! Cunting season is on, yo!

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

cunt runt

An unborn child still in the womb. Specifically used in a derogatory manner when denouncing being the father of the child.

That bitch is crazy! I don't care how many times she said we fucked! That cunt runt is not mine!

by NerdPope December 9, 2008

Cooked Cunt

A Australian male (sometimes female) who is either high on drugs, or who's brain is deflated due to drugs, found in large numbers at any (mainly) EDM festivals or raves

1: Hey man did you go to future music?

2: Yea dude soo many Cooked Cunts

1: Hey bro you want to buy any dingers?

2: Fuck off daymo you Cooked Cunt

by CraigYo999 May 25, 2014