Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country
“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”
by Clonkobum March 26, 2024
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Country-humpkin

Good looking country music artist who emulates a country-bumpkin.
Jason Aldean is kinda a hillbilly but there's something about him that makes him, all, you know, country-humpkin.

Did you see Luke Bryan on that awards show last night? What a country humpkin!
by GoodGolly December 18, 2012
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Welcome to country

Wheres bill?

I think his in the bathroom doing a welcome to country.
by Baggers December 30, 2022
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the country wave

a hand wave given commonly in rural areas between two people, often strangers to acknowledge friendliness. Usually a raised arm and a quick and short movement of the hand away from the body.
I saw Will last night and he gave me a/the country wave
by redd$lime May 20, 2022
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country lunch

When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.
I was really in need of sex, so I took my GF out for a country lunch.
by JimTim June 23, 2015
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Cross country

A sport that suicidal kids play.
Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
by fatherfartfathead February 03, 2022
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