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Clean myself up

For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.
Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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cleaned the stall

Performing oral sex on the ass.
Well he was mucking the barn, he went one step further and cleaned the stall.
by Just Dirty August 5, 2016
mugGet the cleaned the stallmug.

Clean my rings

You just got done “DJ-ing” someone and you now must wash your hands but want people to know why
I just got done with Madi, now i need to go clean my rings.
by LittleExcursion420 June 28, 2024
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Cleaning out the car

Aidan: "knock" knock"

Laura: "what"
Aidan:" what are you doing"
Laura:" cleaning out the car"
Aidan:" in the bathroom?"
by JuyaC March 24, 2017
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Clean-Hank

Absolutely banging Youtube content. simply the best around
“Oi mate, seen the new Clean-Hank video”
“I sure did lad, cure my mum of leukaemia!!!”
by rhyparography July 16, 2021
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death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.
I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.
by ultralamefest November 7, 2017
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clean coat

Hey, you got any tattoos?

Nah, I’m a CLEAN COAT.
by MessaNessa February 22, 2024
mugGet the clean coatmug.

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