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Pretty cool place to go to school. Very chill, very relaxed. Probably the most peaceful and naturey place in the LBC. Alot of people who come here didn't choose LBSU as a first choice school. Despite this, it grows on them and becomes their second home. It's a great school and there's all kinds of cool/crazy shit going down(social, cultural, political). There's also the hippie dude offering "free face painting".

Commuter school. HOWEVER, as long as you either:
1.Join/make friends with greek
2.Live/make friends with close by apartment/house people
3.Live/make friends with dorm people,
You will do more than your fair share in participating in good old fashioned college depravity/debauchery. Many students fail to recognize this, and often bitch about how, "everyone's partying except for me..."

After 3 years or so, you stop caring about why the fuck you wanted to go Ivy so badly...Not that you become ambitiously apathetic, but you just appreciate academics on a whole different level.

CSULB legendary alumni:
BRADLEY FUCKING NOWELL!!!
CSULB kid: I just graduated, with like only $5,000 in debt! Thank god csulb was so cheap!

private school kid: awww man....i just got my degree in underwater basket weaving and i got like 25 grand!
by synbaddasayla December 26, 2008
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Csaba

The sexiest guy ever. Csaba is funny and hunky. All the girls love Csaba because he's a chick magnet. He's a flirt but he knows how to treat a girl right. He is amazing and smart. He's good in bed and carries a big "package".
Csaba is so sexy
by TheOneWhoKnowsAll69 April 17, 2011
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csulled

to have lied through your teeth to an extent that you actually become a joke to those listening. You maintain a level of seriouness, and insist its true, but those around you think you're a moron.
I was asked by the president to head a task force of ninjas into japan and kill bruce lee's family. Now you've all just been csulled.
by Microdot March 18, 2005
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CSP

Company Sponsored Poop. The acronym CSP is commonly used by employees who use the restroom at work.
I'm going to be a few minutes late to the meeting. I need to take a CSP.
by Bandtank February 9, 2010
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CS:GO

Acronym for the popular FPS game Counter Strike: Global Offensive

CS:GO is considered to be a highly competative shooter with high skill margins, objective based gameplay, and multinational acclaim.

Two distict gametypes are present within the game: competative (comp) and casual. Competative is filled with high ranking elitists who will verbally backhand you if you so much as fail to clutch a round. Casual is filled with micspammers, autists, Russians, and basically everything that got deadpooled by the CS:GO Community.
friend: Duuude, you wanna play CS:GO tonight?
me: Sorry man, my date's in 15 minutes.
friend: Well that's just enough to play a casual match!

Immediatly engrossed in the game, and forgetting about that pesky date, my friend and I stay up till 6 AM grinding up to Level 3.
by seanyboyK November 7, 2015
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CSFE

Collective Stupidity Field Effect
A semi-tangible psychic aura that surrounds any large concentration of ignorant people. At close ranges CSFE has been shown to disrupt electronics, frighten small children, and bruise fruit. In general the power of any given CSFE is directly proportional to the number of individuals involved and inversely proportional to their distance from the subject, but this equation changes drastically in cases where the CSFE generators have access to long-distance communication technology.

CSFE exposure is measured in nubs, derived from the equation unit 'NuB/S' (Force of stupidity * gravity * coefficient of social friction * bullshit per second), with 1 nub being approximately the amount of ignorance necessary to ignore one 'sticky' thread containing the answer to your question on a message board.

Prolonged exposure to high-density CSFE has been proven to impair judgement and reduce motor skills. Use care until you are familiar with its effects.
Damn it! I got hit by a passing CSFE and now I don't remember my passwords!
by Krich December 12, 2008
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CSR girls

Girls who are Cute, yet Strong, yet Rescuable; Often found in anime and manga but to the dissapointment to males (primarily Asian) are in reality non-existent due to the mutual exclusivity of the said traits.
Paul: Its all about the CSR girls man!
Frank: Ya! Leth go to anime conventhons to find thome!
by jizzwhizz June 10, 2007
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