Blump

Negative word, can also just be a random word you use to add oompf to your speech

"youre such a blump"
"shut up idiot, BLUMP! *snaps fingers*"

by blumpgirl800 October 28, 2025

Blumpkin

when u getting straight teeth on the toilet doing a big fat poo

Halloween is here i pooed my pants

I’m scared of pumpkins but

Man I love blumpkins

by Mladypoopsalot November 4, 2025

BLOMPY

A fleshy lump that hangs off of your fleshy parts eg. Titties, Nadsack, Chocolate Starfish, Beef Curtains.

Oh my God, my Nan's seriously scared the kids, she's flopped her blompys out again!!

by DreddyBrek November 15, 2025

BLOMPY

A fleshy lump that hangs off of your fleshy parts eg. Titties, Nadsack, Chocolate Starfish, Beef Curtains.

Nan's seriously scared the kids, she's flopped her blompys out again!!

by DreddyBrek November 15, 2025

Blumpkin Bar&Grill

While receiving a blumpkin you bidet your anus and the girl licks the dirty water out of your anus

Oh my god Jessica was so disgusting she gave me a Blumpkin Bar&Grill last night.

by Jbart67 December 21, 2025

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.

Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

Barber Blumpkin

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.

Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.

by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009