Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.

Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.

Bootie and the Blowjob by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

New Jersey Blowjob

When a woman farts on your penis.

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared

New Jersey Blowjob by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023

Dirty Karina Blowjob 

When you’re inspired by the ‘dirty Karina’ and decide to kick it up a notch with a naughty but nice blow job using a combination of - hallucinogenic hot sauce, ice cubes and milk. (Proceed with care and caution). Not as hilarious as the former similarly named definition- but enjoyable. Cosmopolitan magazine would be proud.

Dude: damn that was one amazing blowjob last night. I think it was the best I’ve ever had.
Dude 2: was it a dirty Karina blowjob!?!! Man you lucked out I thought it’d be funny to get her to lick hot sauce off my balls- it was NOT!

Dirty Karina Blowjob by Cheesy girls December 8, 2023

over the edge blowjob 

When someone lies on their back with their head hanging over the edge and opens their mouth while the other person proceeds to fuck their mouth.

“Dude, last night my girl gave a over the edge blowjob” “Hell ya man”

over the edge blowjob by Boiled baby hands February 10, 2024

Black Hole Blowjob 

When a woman performs felatio on a man and deep throats his dick all the way down to his balls, then proceeds to stick her toung out and lick his balls while still deepthroating his dick.

Dude, my girl gave me a black hole blowjob last night.

Black Hole Blowjob by Riley9968 February 17, 2024

Poseidon`s blowjob 

pooping in the ocean

Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will

Poseidon`s blowjob by AP9910 March 22, 2024

Hamburger Style Blowjob 

The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"

That girl last night was wild! I will never forget that hamburger style blowjob!

Hamburger Style Blowjob by MAXDOZER November 8, 2024