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Poon-Bear

A guy who is ridiculously obsessed with vagina.
Guy 1: I made a list of all the words that mean vagina!

Guy 2: Wow, you're such a Poon-Bear it's ridiculous.
by ChronicHeadache March 29, 2009
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Sajith The Bear

Sajith is one of a kind. With his Korean K-Pop glasses and his large looming stature, he commands respect in any room (or forest for that matter). One time he tried to piss in a urinal and missed badly, so he told everyone that that was how he "marked his territory".

To spot him in the wild, look for a hairy dude in a large red hoodie and tight black Roots pants that take ass definition to a new level. If you decide to approach him, first lure him out with a bit of food - a small piece of salmon or halibut should do the trick.
Bear: Hi, I'm a bear.

Sajith: I'M SAJITH THE BEAR! ROOOOAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
by Irish Daddy November 14, 2018
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Boo Bear

Boo bear is what you call the sweetest most amazing boyfriend in the world. He is super sexy and extremely sweet he is the best and is extremely loyal. He's your ride or die. It doesn't get better than him. He is the best man in the universe and you want to let the world know how great he is.
Omg, I love my Boo Bear sooooo much.
by gigi rojo December 14, 2014
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Scummie Bear

Broken down into two parts. Scummie - skeezy/slutty ; Bears - most people think of cute baby bears.
So when you put them together you get cute, skeezy girls. The sound of the words together sound like "gummy bears" so you think good things and gummy bears are sweet and taste good. And any guy knows sometimes its fun to hang out with a skeez. Can be used interchangeably with slut, skeez, cum dumpster, skank, etc.
Yeah, Rob and I were at a party at State and those high school scummie bears tried stealing our beer. So we got them wasted and had our way with them.
by C Moc July 24, 2008
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Cocaine bear

A very large and hairy gay man who sells you cocaine at a gay bar.
Let's get wild tonight and go see the cocaine bear.
by Emanftw December 8, 2022
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Square Bear

A Square Bear is a delightful person who is cute and charming with a good moral judgement.
Tatiana is a precious Square Bear ♥️
by MrGoldieLocks March 2, 2020
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child bearing

a reasonably acceptable way to tell your girlfriend she has a fat ass.
hey have you seen linda?
yea, her hips are real child bearing.
by plagueangel June 12, 2008
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