Actioned

Absolute bollocks spoken by incompetent managers, particularly those that work in the civil service or call centre environment, who wander round uselessy with bits of paper, bollocking people for no good reason other than they are a Grade A twat.

"Phil, I gave you this case to complete last week. Why has it not been actioned?"

"I've been busy colouring in Shere Khan and Baloo from The Jungle Book."

"Oh..."

by Smashthegas May 4, 2008

no action

to get no type of sexual deeds in any type of way

damn dawg u getz no action from that hoe.

by D From DC July 15, 2003

Actually

1. An adverb used to debunk rumours and convey information that may result in surprise and fear.

Zoe: OMG! Can you believe Mr. Fred married that girl?!?!?!

Mr. Fred (unbeknownst to Zoe, right behind her): Actually, we're not married yet.

Zoe: AHHH FML

by eSKape June 2, 2009

active

Something pertaining to something else that is cool...

That shit is Active.

by Kenny May 6, 2003

action man

A man who participates in macho activities.

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

activation fee

A price generally attached to a prepaid credit card for the purpose of "activating" the credit card. There is no true reason for this fee, other than having innocent consumers pay extra.

Oh look! Those money hungry pigs working at Mastercard and Visa have attached an activation fee to their prepaid credit card products.

by JP Richards May 4, 2010

Acton tux

The atire of a resident of the town of Acton (aka "the armpit of Ontario") on a special occasion or ANY occasion for that matter. The atire consists of a plaid lumber jacket and cougar boots with the tongues out.

Sandy: "Are you wearing your Acton tux to the wedding ?"
Aaron: "Um... what ?"
Sandy: "Your Acton tux - you wearing it ?"
Aaron: "Ummm... what ?"
Sandy: "Nevermind"

by Snydbo April 24, 2011