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Brown-eyeing

Normally done after being chastised; it is the act of dropping your trousers and pants, spreading wide your ass cheeks and saying "Tell it to the eye". An alternative is to "talk to the arse".
After a robust reprimand, for urinating in the sink, Jeremy dropped his trousers and parted his cheeks - requesting his mother to "talk to the eye".
Later that evening, she told his father that Jeremy had been "brown-eyeing again".
by mungingjack August 9, 2015
mugGet the Brown-eyeingmug.

Brandon Brown

A nascar driver who cant get any sponsors and had his career runied by a dumb cunt reporter who thought inbreads saying Fuck Joe Biden were saying Lets go Brandon.
Person A: Is Brandon Brown racing today?
Person B: Nope, no one will sponsor him.
by Lightnightfury August 27, 2022
mugGet the Brandon Brownmug.

brown porpoise

When two men are having anal sex and making porpoise noises, they are brown porpoising.
I heard two men brown porpoising the other night. I was quite perturbed.
by becky April 12, 2005
mugGet the brown porpoisemug.

council brown

Cannabis resin. It's called council brown because it is predominately bought in council estates.
Did you get council brown or weed ?
by Big Yin July 9, 2005
mugGet the council brownmug.

Up the Brown

Up the Brown is when you stick things, your penis, your tongue, your arm, up your woman's asshole.
It's Friday, so I'm going Up the Brown this weekend. Shawn loves it Up the Brown.
by Jacques Asse June 8, 2009
mugGet the Up the Brownmug.

Michael Brown

The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.
Michael Brown was employed by the International Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to resign from that job too.
by jesster79 September 27, 2005
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having a brown

Having a poo, squeezing one out.

We all enjoy it.
I'm having a brown, can I call you back?
by FreyOlly January 20, 2007
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