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Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025
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Waxer sucking cock

A state of gleaming chaos where, after a night of heat and hedonism, the one who smoothed the surface is now lit, loud, and lusting for more — slick with energy, shameless in desire, and far from done.
Bards are closed now. Time for Waxer sucking cock.
by HVAC master June 19, 2025
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Peanut butter cock

A “peanut butter cock” refers to a penis that has been playfully dunked or slathered in peanut butter, often for the express purpose of being licked, savored, or worshipped like a decadent dessert. Best enjoyed in a consensual, adventurous setting with a love for snacks and smirks.
Stefano walked into the bedroom with nothing but a grin and a jar of Jif — it was clear someone was about to get a taste of his peanut butter cock.
by Ninasingapur June 22, 2025
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holy fuckin rainbow cock

Something you say when scrolling through the virtual internet in the western world. Thanks to the hard work of wiccans, warlocks and similar organizations from Ireland, we have the privilege, no, the power, to stare at shit 24/7.
I got on ticktock, I got on meta apps, I got on x.com, and I checked all my social media, guess what? I found, a shit pile, of subreal Garbage, and all I can think to myself, was ' holy fuckin rainbow cock'
by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025
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fizzy pop cock glock

When you give your partner an enema with classic coke and then wrap your c**k with a fruit roll-up and pop rocks, then jam an entire pack of mentos into their a**. Then proceed to have a**l s*x with them until you either buss or are forced out at mach f**k from their a** that has now become a legal weapon
"I gave my girl a fizzy pop cock glock last night and now the bed sheets, walls, and my self esteem are soaked with coke".
by Subaluwa October 22, 2025
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Having a big fat cock

Hym "And my intelligence can NOT invalidate my success and you having a big fat cock CAN invalidate YOUR success. And you can talk about replacing me all you want, your not going to be able to replace want I take if you don't get you fat ass done here, Jordan.

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by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
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Small white cock

by Mrbot December 18, 2025
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