Im actually freaking out an unknown number is spamming me

i am gay

omgg Im actually freaking out an unknown number is spamming me

by bustybust August 6, 2022

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

To fail miserably

"I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs," said your mom.

by R to the Nazi October 21, 2003

godzilla-like-monster-that-eats-pyramids-made-out-of-tacos

a monster that attacks mexico but isn't godzilla because he's in japan that attacks pyramids made out of tacos because he hates mayan architecture

"that godzilla-like-monster-that-eats-pyramids-made-out-of-tacos is attacking that pyramid made out of tacos

by BobHopeLives May 2, 2009

LET ME JUST HELP YOU OUT HERE

-Mr.Holmes 2018

Let me just help you out here *Takes a kid and throws him in the back of the van*

by xXAIDS/DEEZNUTS\PEANUTBUTTERXX May 28, 2018

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

Man whore-out (your cell phone charger)

To lend your cell phone charger to someone.

Derived from the penis-like appearance of many charger plugs.

"Hey Dude, can you man whore-out (your cell phone charger) to me for a couple of hours? My battery is completely flat."

by cmac095 December 7, 2011

I think I just leaked out of my ass

When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.

Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?

by Joe Saliba September 5, 2008