An exercise to help a man from peeing on himself it also improves the male orgasm and makes the erection harder.
EX.Jay did you do your man kegals today? That boner you had was super hard and what an orgasm that was.
EX.Jay did you do your man kegals today? That boner you had was super hard and what an orgasm that was.
JAY IF YOU DO YOUR KEGALS YOU WONT NEED TO BUY ANYMORE DEPENDS.
HEY WHY DOES YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? ARE YOU DOING A MAN KEGAL?
HEY WHY DOES YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? ARE YOU DOING A MAN KEGAL?
by kegal entertainment January 16, 2014
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Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
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"The chicken man cometh: is when a man from Iceland once ate sixteen cooked chickens in front of a starving family.
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Hans: "How deep is your man canyon Jake?"
Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"
Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"
Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"
Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"
Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"
Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"
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You call that a hit? That was a He-Bitch Man Slap. I've seen girls deliver right crosses better than that.
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The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.
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