Your mom 

used for bad insults

im tired
your mom is tired

Your mom by llamacorn303 November 28, 2016

your mom 

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

your mom by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017

Your mom 

The person I did last night

Your mom was great

Your mom by Theoshchannel April 19, 2017

your mom in disguise 

A variation on the overused and passé phrase 'your mom'. Can be used in any instance or situation in which 'your mom' would normally be used.

Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw yesterday!
Person 2: Your mom in disguise!

your mom in disguise by Your Mom in Disguise April 29, 2017

your mom 

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something

Your stupid
"Your mom is stupid"

your mom by 🍌🍌🌚🌚 May 27, 2017

your tweak is leaking 

A term used mostly among "{tweakers}" aka crystal meth users It refers to someone who is a little too high and not hiding it too well. They feel confident and in control but appear sloppy, messy and/or generally all over the place

I came home to find my roommate in the middle of at least 6 different elaborate projects involving power tools, cleaning supplies and and every major appliance either in use or being reconstructed.
Upon seeing the look on my face he asked what was wrong and I said:

"Your tweak is leaking."

your tweak is leaking by Leaky Tweaker July 2, 2017

your not my mom 

You cant tell me what to do

Teacher: Colby Sit down
Colby: NO YOUR NOT MY MOM

your not my mom by RandomGirl221 November 7, 2017