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Hoss University 

The University of Hoss or "Hoss U" is a made up collage, and is used to refer to people who are not going to collage. It most commonly refers to bigger muscular boys who are dumb or not very bright. And implies they are going to Hoss U to presue a degree in "being a hoss"
Jack: "Charlie is such a Hoss he just plows through their defensive line!"

Dave: "I know! He is defiantly committing to Hoss University"
Hoss University by hinsdale kid April 30, 2015
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Youtube University 

When you learn a skill through watching videos on Youtube, thereby becoming competent at said skill without formal education or help from others.
"Hey, where did you learn to weld?"
"Youtube University"

Aureus University 

That gay ass nigga went to Aureus University and didn't match, now he works at Rona.

Vanderton University 

I just got accepted to Vanderton University!

Zoom University 

When most, if not all, of your classes take place online while predominantly relying on the video conferencing platform Zoom. We can all thank Covid-19 for this mess.
“Dude I barely learn anything with online classes and half of my professors don’t even know what they’re doing. Zoom University is a joke.”

“Agreed. If I knew all of my classes would be forced to go online again at the last minute I would’ve stayed home this fall. I’m tired of this Zoom University shit and can’t wait for everything to be normal again.”
Zoom University by I like cheez-it September 15, 2020

Pace University 

A mainly art and business college in Manhattan, located in the financial district. Where wealthy fathers pay $80k a year so that their daughters can study the performing arts only to end up marrying a stockbroker they met on Wall St. Possibly one of the only institutions in America where straight white men are the minority. Mainly consisting of the girls and gays, Pace kids know how to party, which may be thanks to their $800 weekly allowances from their parents, allowing them to wear NYCs most luxurious brands and get shitfaced in clubs with the stars.
“Bro, aren’t you worried your girl is going to cheat on you in college?”
“Nah bro. She goes to Pace University. There aren’t straight men there.”

A Universal Time 

A Roblox JoJo Game, although not all of it's content is JoJo.

The game was made in June 3, 2020. Because of it's overhype, it's player count has lowered drastically.
Person 1: Hey, have you played A Universal Time?
Person 2: Yep, I don't really like the combat
Person 1: I can understand that, it isn't fun when half your health gets shredded after a single m1.