two cent hooker

1. someone who is dressed in a way that makes others perceive them as a prostitute/slut/whore.
2. from Jersey Shore
3. pronounced with Jersey accent. sounds like "two cent hooka!"

Kristen: Dayumm! I saw that girl's vagina when she was walking in front of me up the stairs! Her dress was so short!
Sarah: OMG yeah I saw her! She was lookin like a two cent hooker fo sho!

by guess i got mah swagga back November 17, 2011

Two Pin Reset

Term used to describe turning a battery operated item like a mobile phone on and off.

Especially useful if you are an engineer and want to 'big up' your work when you have fixed a problem.

Differs from a Three pin reset which is to turn something On and Off at the mains.

I've performed a two pin reset on your phone sir, which seems to have cured the problem.

by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

Two Bump Clump

What you call an idiot if they can't handle One Pump Chump.

Idiot: NOOOOOOO, DON'T CALL ME ONE PUMP CHUMP!
Ultra-Chad: Alright fine, Two Bump Clump.

by Lyricus_th_Lame April 6, 2022

Two bucks

Derogatory term used not to define but to offend. Yelled at women dressed overly provocatively when they really shouldn't be - ie: when they're older than 25, younger than 16, heavier than 60 kilo's, when their arse is wider than the taxi they just got out of or when the temperature is below 10 degrees celcius.

'Hey dude check out those cheap lookin sluts waitin to get into that club!' 'Slow the car down a bit man and give it a rev.. *yells out of window* TWO BUCKS!' 'You'd want change out of that too man!'

by R Yenarg August 30, 2005

two bells

When someone calls your mobile phone wanting you to call them back. Just let it ring twice so giving little oppotunity to answer it. This is useful if A. you're tight and do not want to use up your credit; and B. you have run out of credit.

hey honey, did you two bells me?
yeah, ta for calling back, i'm out of credit

by mcrbloke September 26, 2005

Two-Dub

A moniker for any person with both a first and last name that begins with the letter "W".

Wilson "Two-Dub" Wong

Walter "Two Dub" White

by Big Vicious December 7, 2011

two fingerpeace

See 2 fingerpeace.

by Fangsta April 29, 2003