Definitions by Slimeburger

Numpti 

No Understanding, Mainly Pertaining To Ineptitude.

Commonly used to describe IT departments as in 'they're a bunch of Numpties'

Numpti by Slimeburger June 22, 2008

DS 

Dog Slow - Used to describe how slow a computer programme or system is running.

Man this computer system is running DS today.

DS by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

Three pin reset 

Term used to describe turning something on and off at the mains. Especially useful if you are an engineer and want to 'big up' your work when you have fixed a computer system or router etc.

Differs from a Two pin reset which is to turn a battery operated object on and off (like a mobile phone)

I've performed a three pin reset on your 'wireless router' sir, which seems to have cured the problem.

Your friend rings up with a problem on his PC and you recommend they do a 3 pin reset.

Three pin reset by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

Two Pin Reset

Term used to describe turning a battery operated item like a mobile phone on and off.

Especially useful if you are an engineer and want to 'big up' your work when you have fixed a problem.

Differs from a Three pin reset which is to turn something On and Off at the mains.

I've performed a two pin reset on your phone sir, which seems to have cured the problem.

Two Pin Reset by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

RWT

Right When Tested - Term used by engineers to describe the outcome of testing something and not finding anything wrong.

When ringing back to base after testing a telephone line. "Yes that one is RWT"

RWT by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

FNF

Fault Not Found - Term used by engineers to describe the outcome of testing something and not finding anything wrong.

When ringing back to base after testing a telephone line. "Yes that one is FNF"

FNF by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

Slimeburger 

Description of a moist burger or Nickname for someone who eats too many dog burgers (Big Mac)

Just going down Mac Donalds for a Slimeburger.

Slimeburger by Slimeburger October 13, 2007