Slimeburger's definitions

DS

Dog Slow - Used to describe how slow a computer programme or system is running.

Man this computer system is running DS today.

by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

Nose bag

Definition used for a meal or something to eat

"Come on Nat, I'm hungry, lets go and get some Nose bag'

by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

Three pin reset

Term used to describe turning something on and off at the mains. Especially useful if you are an engineer and want to 'big up' your work when you have fixed a computer system or router etc.

Differs from a Two pin reset which is to turn a battery operated object on and off (like a mobile phone)

I've performed a three pin reset on your 'wireless router' sir, which seems to have cured the problem.

Your friend rings up with a problem on his PC and you recommend they do a 3 pin reset.

by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

Slimeburger

Description of a moist burger or Nickname for someone who eats too many dog burgers (Big Mac)

Just going down Mac Donalds for a Slimeburger.

by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

FNF

Fault Not Found - Term used by engineers to describe the outcome of testing something and not finding anything wrong.

When ringing back to base after testing a telephone line. "Yes that one is FNF"

by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

Two Pin Reset

Term used to describe turning a battery operated item like a mobile phone on and off.

Especially useful if you are an engineer and want to 'big up' your work when you have fixed a problem.

Differs from a Three pin reset which is to turn something On and Off at the mains.

I've performed a two pin reset on your phone sir, which seems to have cured the problem.

by Slimeburger October 13, 2007

Numpti

No Understanding, Mainly Pertaining To Ineptitude.

Commonly used to describe IT departments as in 'they're a bunch of Numpties'

by Slimeburger June 22, 2008