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Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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Puffy paint

Look man I don’t actually know what puffy paint is but it is a sort of liquid that feels like glue, and whenever you put it on something it hardens up into a rubber material
Wat??? Idk how to use puffy paint in a sentence

Nah jk I normally say it like this

Yo bro

Yea?!

Imma puffy paint
by -somebodyoncetoldme April 25, 2022
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splash painting

Pinterest art created with bodily fluids and sold as professional painting. Fecal, semen, spit, and vaginally secreted fluids on canvas, walls and entire houses.
That splash painting sold for 10k and was total shit, I think it is called vaginitis surf prep.
by Jambox2020 December 21, 2020
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Wet Ass Painting

Person: why did you usenso much water for your painting?
Me: thats a wet ass painting.
by Coolestpersonintheworld7759 April 13, 2021
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Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’
I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.
by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022
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Get In the paint

Get In the paint. Hoe don’t be scared and fight that hoe.
“You acting scary, get in the paint.”
by Plxays April 5, 2025
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Painting

A fun activity for you and your partner
A: “hey babe you want to do some painting later?”

B: “Hun! The kids are around!”
by A cool pseudonym June 18, 2021
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