What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick.
Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.
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by nikki d 2.3 February 14, 2004
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by ihatecrackcanyon January 15, 2010
Get the Crack Canyon mug.What idiots use as a euphemism for general drug use and a reason for misbehaviour. Of course they lack the basic knowledge that crack is SMOKED (what do you think a crackpipe is for, dummy?), and not snorted. It's powder cocaine, or llello, yoca cola, A1 Yola, and so on that you snort.
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Used to express overly violent animals or someone who is overly aggressive or hyperactive. Usually mumbled by a bystander or some crazy monkey.
Used to express overly violent animals or someone who is overly aggressive or hyperactive. Usually mumbled by a bystander or some crazy monkey.
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