Spoon

Special piece of of nightmare

Shut up and go to spoon something, please please.

by Docking lover 69 November 5, 2021

Danger spoon

Danger spoon? That sounds like something you'd hear on like urban dictionary doesn't it? Fucking danger spoon it's like some weird sex move.

"Slow car ahead, slow on spoon"
"What? Danger?"
"Danger spoon."

by Mew_Cilon June 7, 2024

Little little spoon

The littliest spoon of all that gets cuddliest the most in any way

Chloe: Baby I want to be the little little spoon

Lucas: Okay imma be the little little spoon after
Chloe: THAT'S A MOOD

by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022

spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 20, 2022

Chasing a Cloud With a Rubber Spoon

Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.

When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."

by thingymaging June 20, 2025

Spoon ho

Someone who spoons with others regardless of relationship status, emotional state, or friendship with the spoonee.

"Oh my god, Katie is such a spoon ho, she cuddled with everyone at the party last night!"

by Thymelord November 3, 2016

spoon shroom

when a man spoons with a woman just for anal sex.

"Did Joseph really spoon shroom allysa last night?"

by dagger dick dave February 22, 2021