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Spoon

A obsequious human being that feeds other plaudits through desperation of being accepted and conforming with the majority
I'm tired of this spoon telling everyone what they want to hear
by Draco Mandelbrot January 16, 2022
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Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017
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Spoon

A spoon. An empty, vacuous, vacant person.
by Yonkyo November 23, 2013
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Spoon whore

A person of the female gender who fires up drugs and will fuck you for a 💉 shot. They always say they ain't one till you bust out a quarter gram
If you need to bust a nut bruh just call jenn that fucking spoon whore will fuck anyone for a shot just give her ur wash

Hugh janus
by Throat plumber August 27, 2023
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Soup Spoon

This franchise in Singapore sucks.I was allergic to mushroom and they didn’t tell me that mushroom soup had mushroom.The store has no idea how to give information to their customers
Don’t eat soup spoon or you will pass away
by Soup Spoon Founder/CEO September 4, 2019
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INFANT SPOON

IT'S A DELIVERY OPTION AT RELENTKESS where PHISHING is not an OPTION before FISHING.
Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.
by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 9, 2022
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Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.
Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.
by Srosro December 15, 2018
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