Son

When someone does something you’ve always been doing or will do.

Friend 1: “I think i want the new Jordan 1’s”
Me: “My sonn, i just entered a raffle for them”

by Talil December 24, 2020

son of anwar

He is a British man, gay and pedophile. He is the worst teacher in the world he dont know how to teach math.

“Have you heard about that ugly math teacher?. Yes his name is mohammed (son of anwar).”

by Salman khamis April 15, 2019

Wypoo son

Singular of wypipo/ scourge of the earth. Calls the police on every squirrel, tree, and black person they can find ‘dangerously’ eating a waffle

Person 1: “yo did you see that Wypoo son calling the cops?”

Person 2: “yeah, i did, they must’ve seen a black person driving again”
Person 3: “i wish wypipo cared as much about the KKK burning crosses on my lawn as they do about Gerald driving”

by Wypipo whisperer August 21, 2019

Son

The name of a guy who is down to earth, puts all his effort into things and loves to make people’s days.

You’ll be so lucky to have a friend like Son!

Emma was so amused by Son and how he made her feel.

by pretzelqueen January 6, 2022

Trophy Son

A son that typically has a feminine build and is normally a Starbucks barista. Much less muscular than his two closest brothers in age.

Family Gathering Conversation

Mother: Alex you really are a Trophy son.
Father: Sigh
Brothers:haha

by Lesterholtshairline August 11, 2021

Son Of A Shithead

Profoundly offensive swear used to offend the recipient by insulting their father. Borders on fighting words

Jerald: shut up you’re a stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: what?
Jerald: you heard me stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: you’re calling me a stupid motherfucker because that’s all you can roll out of mouth like a retarded son of a shithead!

by FairgroundsMetalCruiser December 29, 2022

An-Son

The greatly greatest man to ever bless this humble pile of dogshit we call a planet (yes even greater than jesus, all you christian nonbelievers out there). He speaks 45 different languages (even the ones made solely from curses for speaking to degenerates), plays 27 different instruments and is the godliest drummer on earth, beat 5 grandmasters at chess simultaneously, while blindfolded, hospitalized and immobilised, and was dubbed "kid meth cook wiz" by the british national walter white association

"Damn bro is that An-Son?"
"HOly shit bro it is yeah"
"someday i'm gonna be as great as him."
"What the fuck you just say bro? No one's as great as that legend An-Son."

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022