Lesterholtshairline's definitions

Trophy Son

Typically a son with a very feminine build. Wears shorts with a 5” inseam or smaller. Historically always finds a job as a Starbucks barista. Spends hours in the hot tub with his “boys” and is genetically predisposed to having the smallest amount of muscle mass in the family.

Conversation at family gathering

Mother: wow you really are a trophy son.
Father: Sigh (immediately cracks open 12th Kolsch of the day)
Brother: hahaha

by Lesterholtshairline August 12, 2021

Trophy Son

A son that typically has a feminine build and is normally a Starbucks barista. Much less muscular than his two closest brothers in age.

Family Gathering Conversation

Mother: Alex you really are a Trophy son.
Father: Sigh
Brothers:haha

by Lesterholtshairline August 11, 2021

Pronouns

Pronouns can be in the first person singular (I, me) or plural (we, us); second person singular or plural (you); and the third person singular (e.g., she/her, he/him, they/them, ze/hir) or plural (they/them). Gendered pronouns specifically reference someone's gender: he/him/his or she/her/hers.

Mike added the Pronouns Him/He to his LinkedIn like a faggot ass bitch.

by Lesterholtshairline May 19, 2021