Shard shark

A meth head looking to score some shards and get sharded

When little billy went to the play ground we was attached by a group of shard sharks. That were after his shards .

by anonymous September 21, 2020

Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.

There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.

by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020

Mushroom Shark

A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.

Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?

Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...

by Fluorescent Brown March 26, 2021

Baby Shark

The strongest, scariest, most unnerving of the 11 Fatui Harbingers. You do not want to mess with this mf

person A: IS THAT BABY SHARK?!

person B: yes, be scared. R u n.

by EmergencyfoodChia April 5, 2021

King Shark

1. A shark with two very big cocks and likes eating fish
2. A name for Trixie
3. An awesome person who everyone likes (especially John Constantine)

Did you hear about King Shark in school?
I pray to King Shark

by julyking June 5, 2021

Travis Scark

The world record holder for having the highest IQ in human history. Has founded a language known as Scunt, where people who speak it all hold IQs of over 150 and have a confirmed genital size of above 200 feet.

The opposite of Travis Scark is Travis Skunk, who stinks like ass and obtains an IQ of -15002389487. A Skunker has a confirmed genital average of -189384746738467 kilometers.

Yo Travis Scark is badass not gonna lie.

Man, that's a huge ass cock! Kinda like that Travis Scark guy I know!

by yepimrarted August 7, 2021

Fortnite shark

Someone being homophobic,racist or just being dumb and annoying

Ugh tik toks being a fortnite shark

by Vintageminaj August 26, 2021