I can assure you not all trucks that are jacked up on big tires are because the owner has penis envy. A lot of us prefer to drive them because it's a LOT easier to replace a trailer hitch than the whole rear end of your vehicle. I've got a sedan and a BIG Ford truck and it's night and day the way people drive around you in either. I literally get people a foot off my bumper in the sedan or when you signal to change lanes they speed up to keep you from doing so. Drive a big truck and you reduce those behaviors by 90% at least. Sure they'll honk and flip you the bird but they will let ya over.
I'd rather drive the small penis truck because it keeps people off my tailgate.
a small jordan is a dick that used to be huge but became small off steroids, people on steroids get small jordans usaully.
jocks usaully are on steroids and have a small jordan aka sordan.
stop steroids to stop sordans, men with a small dick use to be on steroids and have a sordan.
EX:girl: wow that man looks like he is tough must have a sordan.
EX:man: look at my muscles
girl: your probaly on steroids and have a sordan going on their...
small jordan
As the title implies, a small Christine is a girl with the name of Christine who is beautifully petit. Small Christines (smol Christines) are always the centre of attention and at the centre of every boys heart. Small Christines make the best of friends and are the best lovers, they truly come alive in bed showing that they're lack of height is compensated by they're amazing sex techniques.
Oh how I wish my girlfriend was a master at sex, I guess I should've found myself a small Christine to give me head.