5 second rule

an excuse to eat food off the floor.

Eric: *walking along, sees a piece of candy on the ground* NOM
Jason: Dude...
Eric: 5 SECOND RULE

by mr. fluffy penguin man March 10, 2011

oh no second

The exact moment where you realize what a big mistake you have made.

*thows grenade at wall by accident; rolls back to your feet. Oh no second incoming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...OH NOES!

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010

Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is fucking your Fleshlight again without cleaning it and using your own cum as lube.

I forgot to clean my Fleshlight, so I just got Fleshlight Seconds this morning!

by eda-skip November 1, 2021

Scone

To call somebody a scone. imply that they are forever alone or socially abrupt. someone who is very awkward. someone who is left out of something, one who is last

In gym the teacher tells everyone to find a partner. everyone picks but one guy is left. So they called him a scone.

by Memeguy May 19, 2013

Secondhand incest

when one hooks up with a person, then, at a later time, hooks up with a relative of said person

Dude, how could you make out with your ex's twin? That's secondhand incest!

by patpat lacisté December 18, 2005

sloppy seconds

n. second crack at a girl in less than 24 hours. See also Floppy Fourths.

"Duffy got sloppy seconds since Al couldn't finish the job."

by warren November 26, 2002

Second-hand fuck

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.

"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"

by Yarchonis March 26, 2009