Procrastibate

To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.

Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.

by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012

procrastinasia

A severe mental disorder in witch a person often procrastinates.

-did you do your homework?
-nah, man i think i have a severe case of procrastinasia!
-shit...

by turtle go meow? January 10, 2012

Procrastaworkanating

The activity of focusing on anything other than the required task at hand involving work to prolong the pain of completing a painful work related task.

Aaron - "Oh man, can I Google pictures of crack whore babies? "

Michelle "WTF dude, are you Procrastaworkanating?"

Aaron "Busted, these depos and this client are ridiculious."

by imdone888 January 12, 2012

Procrastibate

A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.

I'm not late, I procrastibate

by fraj23 March 3, 2012

Procrastasex

Procrastinating, or putting off important tasks and activities, in order to have sex.

"I was so horny and lazy, I had procrastasex with my girlfriend instead of doing homework."

"Ugh, I don't feel like doing this project, I might as well have procrastasex."

by HelloINeedSomeCoughDrops May 17, 2012

Procrasturbation

Using masturbation as a way of procreation

Procr-eation
m-asturbation

"What are you doing?!"
"Calm down! Its just procrasturbation."

by Kranken July 29, 2012

Procrastination Overlap

When you're getting ready to leave the house and someone is taking too long getting ready so you engage in a time consuming activity until the other person is done getting ready. But when the person is done, you're still busy with your activity so they start doing something else as well. And when you finish, they're still busy... and it goes on and on. You're usually habitually late.. to everything.

Katie: "Hey, are you guys on your way yet?"
Amanda: "No, Ryan and I are still stuck in procrastination overlap."

by Meezy21 August 26, 2012