pre sesh poo

A poo taken a couple of hours before a sesh to 'clense' your body

Yeah mate, just taking my pre sesh poo and il be on my way

by Tadiarrrrrrrr January 25, 2017

Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024

pre-johning

the act of blaming your terrible gaming skills before the game even started.

Person one:“yeah bro, I have controller drift so I’m probably going to suck.” Person 2:“Dude, stop pre-johning and just play the game.” ( The catch is that he doesn’t have controller drift and just sucks.)

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 21, 2024

pre-pissed

Being in a mental condition where anything bad happening triggers an angry, agitated response.

Watch out for Sally, she totally seems pre-pissed today.

by Tom Carbon OG April 3, 2021

Pre-taco

The taco you eat before your plate of tacos.

Wait, you ate already?
Nah bro, that’s just my pre-taco.

by Hernandy November 15, 2021

PRE-DENIED

“Dear Applicant/Non-Applicant:
You have been PRE-DENIED for our Visa/Mastercard Credit Services.”

“Dear Applicant/Non-Applicant:
You have been PRE-DENIED for our Visa/Mastercard Credit Services.”

by anonymous November 23, 2022

Pre-concussion Shake

An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.

Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.

"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"

"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"

"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"

by Aziz (Pre-concussion) Alghawas June 11, 2022