Crab

Someone is being moody for no valid reason

Why is Sara being rude today?

I don’t know she’s being such a crab.

by Jenevieve123 April 1, 2019

horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

Crab

If you look close enough you will notice two legs and jeans and two arms with claws on the end and two eyes sticking up and then it will ask for your money.

Friend 1: Dammet dude, I dropped my wallet in the water.
Crab: Ararragagagagahaha arrrgaarrarara wait until plankton sees my new strip club atrggrgggaga.

by mr krabs bank account May 13, 2020

Crab

Blood gang members call Crip gang members Crabs due to the color of the blood of the horseshoe crab being brilliant blue.

Crip: sup slob

Blood: sup crab

by Sasquatch loc April 7, 2021

Inverted Crab

God hes so hot

Is that Inverted Crab, he's so god damn sexy.

by Krinlex September 24, 2022

jamie crab

A person who is annoying, stupid and wears nappies. They love spiderman, frequently use the insult "Spoon" and tell people they have brain cancer.

Don't be a Jamie Crab be free.

by MoneyLebowski October 28, 2020

Crab bagging

When someone has a bunch of pubic lice AKA crabs on their ballsack and they teabag you with it.

Damn, Aaron Carvalho was laid up with Mikey last night and he just started crab bagging him with his entire nutsack!

by dicknibbler June 8, 2025