A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”
Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”
by zealasquigs April 30, 2023
A simple recipe I made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.
Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave
Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter
Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product
Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos
Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave
Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter
Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product
Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos
Hey Amanda, I made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as hell. I call it 'Pot Toast'. Totally meta! Want some?
by KeepOnTruckinMaryJane March 07, 2011
by hihelloheybye April 22, 2017
It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.
You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?
You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?
You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*
by Ronald k chump June 03, 2021
Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.
by Licensed_Nerd December 05, 2018
by Sbden12 May 21, 2023