Dodecashot morning

A particularly difficult morning requiring the consumption of twelve shots of espresso or the equivalent amount of caffeine to fully wake up.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.

I'm having another dodecashot morning.

by Ender3030 December 5, 2016

good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)

"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "

by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018

morning dawn

Sweetest person you will truly ever meet... just as long as you stay on her good side. Morning Dawn’s are usually Gemini’s. Morning Dawn’s have a lot of patience yet they are impatient.

You are a sweet heart sometimes, you are such a Morning Dawn lol.

by TruthofTruths December 8, 2019

Friday Morning

The phrase associated with a very trashy girl: a shorter version of saying "that girl is trashier then friday morning garbage day".

*girl with awful spray tan complaining about facebook drama walks by*
John: Man, this girl is forsure a Friday Morning
Randy: yupp.

by thapresident711 January 26, 2011

morning marinade

A woman's vagina the morning after a night of hot sex without washing up.

Why don't you lick me in the morning? Is it because of my morning marinade?

by node808 July 19, 2016

Good Morning and God Bless

When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.

"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."

by Zexan May 23, 2018

morning

Period between 06:00 (6:00 am) until 11:59 (11:59 am).

Morning.

by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025