Jonathass

n. the condition of being an ass named Jonathan; to achive this condition, the Jonathan must be unquestionably retarded, inconsiderate, or offensive. This doesn't necessarily make the Jonathan a bad person, but it probably is one.

Jonathass: "Did I ever tell you that I used to have a big brother, but he died?"
Naive conversationist: "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! That explains why you act like an ass!"
Jonathass: "Hahahaha. I'm glad you believed that piece of BS."

by Emigoodish July 1, 2011

johnathon rodney

Name used to describe a joint/jrod there for meaning Johnathon Rodney

Smoke a Johnathon Rodney

by Mastersnoop November 6, 2017

Jonathon

Jonathon a Funny, cute,and nice Guy. He plays sports and is very fast. Most the girls like him for having muscles and his sense of humor. He plays lots of video games at home with his friends on his computer. Although, some girls know him for having a small private. He is a very honest guy and would be good to be friends with.

Bell: OMG Jonathon is so cuteee! Your lucky to have him as your bf.
Hannah: Ya but, he has such as tiny private
Bell: Oh. Really?
Hannah: Yeah i'm disappointed

by TheTruthIsToBeTold May 8, 2018

johnatan ayala

He's an amazing friend and his album is dropping August 33rd be ready and he has a huge penis and he probabaly fucked yo bitch

Johnatan Ayala fucked my bitch

by I wanna fuck Kylie Jenner March 30, 2018

Jonathong

A type of male species specifically named Jonathon, who chooses to wear female under garments such as thongs.

Hence the name - Jonathong.

Please also see, jon-a-thongy

Have you seen the newest trend them are calling it ‘Jonathong’

by UrbanMaker2019 February 16, 2019

Johnathon

He’s soo tall his head up his own ass. Very, arrogant and thinks their so funny when they’re actually not. Sweaty try hard and try’s to steal everyone’s girl.

Man that Johnathon can just fuck off.

by Dresa June 30, 2019

Johnathon

A real dick and girl stealer. Tall but head up his ass. Quirky personality and very ugly and attention seeking.

That Johnathon can give off mate.

by Dresa June 30, 2019