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jack main

A player of the hit 2007 game Osu of the game mode, mania, who mains a skillset known as jacks. Said player is often cringe as jacks cringe.
tech main : oh yeah you know winther

speed main : yes i know but he hack and jacks cringe he jack main

stamina main : jacks more like (cringe
by upr- September 2, 2021
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jack blinders

When one consumes jack daniels and is oblivious to everything around them
" I totally fucked someone over with my jack blinders"
by fuzzyhard December 20, 2012
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jack cunt

(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
by d1zk0 July 15, 2016
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Hungry Jacks

Jack: Ayo wanna go to Hungry Jacks?"
Mac: "Sure man"
by fishyam April 7, 2022
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Jack Kelly

Played by the amazing Jeremy Jordan. Not the 80's pop singer/model. Also not the gay porn star. The other one.

Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.

Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.

His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.
Person A: "I never planned on someone like you."

Person B: "Okay, Jack Kelly."
by JackCowboyKelly November 27, 2021
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mason jacking

Placing a large glass vessel in the anal cavity in order to arrive at sexual gratification.
Larry is in the hospital, his jar broke while he was mason jacking. He is going to need a lot of stitches.
by Jackie Mason December 12, 2021
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head jacks

when one of your boys is getting a blow job in a car by a woman.
when somebody gets head jacks from that chilly chick.
by Spankey7289 August 3, 2008
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