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internet

The inner-netting of swimwear
"I think I just logged on to my internet" -Carl from the Simpsons after being scared
by aybab2 June 15, 2003
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internet

A place where some of the more mindless Christians like to make everyone else miserable. Well, they do that everywhere, but especially on the internet.
"The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is 'Internet'." -- Unknown

Nice grammar, God boy.
by Anonymous June 22, 2003
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internet fudge

a common term now going through the internet thats where false information has been posted and it is taken by most people that it is true information.
Sara: hey did you hear ? Britney Spears is a virgin!
Hannah: No shes not, where did you hear that?
Sara: on the internet.
Hannah: Sara, thats internet fudge
by Julietta July 1, 2008
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internet boyfriend

someone online that you lust after without needing to meet them, communicate with them, or having any sort of contact with them. is also similiar to TV/Movie boy/girlfriend.
I was searching through some pictures on mostbeautifulman.com and totally found my new internet boyfriend. he is a hottie for sure!
by Jesse January 7, 2004
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Internet

Basically, a gigantci porography add,with a few World of Warcraft forums to mix things up. Urban Dictionary is here too, but only nerds look at that crap.
Hey Frank, what are you going to do on the internet?

Oh, I was gonna play WoW, then masturbate to some porn!

Yeah, so your not gonna check out Urban Dictionary?

What? Do I look like a loser to you?
by Waqcku June 3, 2005
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Break the Internet

What happens when you type "Google" into Google.
I am head of IT and I have it on good authority: if you type "Google" into Google you can break the internet. So please, no-one try it, even for a joke.
by sarcasmasawayoflife August 9, 2016
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Fuck the Internet

Fuck the Internet is an alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser beer and Red Bull energy drink.

To mix the drink, drop one standard shot of Red Bull into a glass of Budweiser beer. Immediately chug!
Person 1: "Duuuuuuuuuuude, I can't find any mixed drinks with beer and Red Bull"
Person 2: "Dude, thats bullshit. Fuck the internet"
Person 1: "Good thinking! We'll make the drink up and call it "Fuck the Internet" and add it to UrbanDictionary"
by TheDarkKnight420 January 10, 2012
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