brown nut

1)The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.
2)Any man who attempts the above action.

Term invented by Brian Troy of San Diego and popularized in 2004.
1)I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.
2)Dave is a complete brown nut.
by Brian Troy May 06, 2004
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brown mile

when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town
i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile
by john really brown November 05, 2006
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Brandon Brown

A nascar driver who cant get any sponsors and had his career runied by a dumb cunt reporter who thought inbreads saying Fuck Joe Biden were saying Lets go Brandon.
Person A: Is Brandon Brown racing today?
Person B: Nope, no one will sponsor him.
by Lightnightfury August 28, 2022
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brown purse

The art of performing oral sex on a woman while she defecates (the female version of a blumpkin)
I lost a bet to my wife and now I have to give her a brown purse.
by SMcoolcrew August 08, 2011
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Brown Tipping

I walked in on Howard brown tipping the woman he met at the tennis match...
by RWalk2316 March 19, 2011
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brown porpoise

When two men are having anal sex and making porpoise noises, they are brown porpoising.
I heard two men brown porpoising the other night. I was quite perturbed.
by becky April 13, 2005
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Brown Christmas

A joint laced with Soy Sauce and cat litter. This is supposed to give a better high with a tangy salty flavor as you smoke. The cat litter also helps make your weed go further as a filler.
Ice T: Turns out that joint was laced with cat litter and soy cause. Kids are callin' it Brown Christmas
by MilkmanWes August 27, 2015
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