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Hockey People

Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.
"Look at those dudes other there, they're such hockey people."
by FigureskatingYASS February 3, 2022
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Hockey Bro

That kid named Nolan is such a hockey bro
by SnapsSnaps February 10, 2022
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During our first time, he s split me open with his hock.
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Hocialize

To socialize with hoes; the act of socializing with women beneath you

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Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus

A phrase to be used when a friend, acquaintance or otherwise known person says something so utterly false and simply wrong, that you must quickly and deliberately inform them of their logical fallacy.
"Ass is better than boobs" said a jew
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Hocker

Verb: the act of purposely closing ones throat and violently forcing air out of the lungs to remove phlegm balls.
I've had a cold for two weeks now and my lungs are filled with icky mucus. I've had to Hocker many times to get the phlegm balls out
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Hociel

Hociel is a little illegal immigrant that hop over the border and is wanted from many crime in Mexico
Hociel: Bro stfu do not snitch that I am illegal or else

Me: ok I won’t tell ice where you live
by Dat_hociel_isillegal March 9, 2022
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