half-heimers

when a married couple is working on a half of a brain.

Our half-heimers is working because I forgot to buy wine at the store but he remembered.

by Imakokopelli October 19, 2010

Half Dollar

When a girl is so hot, she exceeds that of a "dime piece".

Bro 1: The new Biggest Loser trainer is such a dime!
Bro 2: No way dude, she's so hot, she's a half dollar!

by GooeyT4R September 13, 2014

Half Thought

A thought that your thinking while your talking or listening to someone one else. And in your response back to them you don't fully say what your thinking or you change the contexts of your thoughts to what you think the other person wants to hear.

I should have just told him what i wanted to say instead of my half thoughts cause now I'm stuck doing something with him I really didn't want to do!

by One of a Kind K August 31, 2019

half pincer

an intricate play used in games such as American football, hockey and checkers. involves forming an enclosure around a player to force him/her into submission. favoured by Mrs. Doubtfire, transvestite nanny, and Saint Jackolas, checkers icon.

St. Jackolas "man, check my badass half-pincer on Macaulay, Mrs. D!"
Mrs. Doubtfire "ooh very nice dear!"
Macaulay "please let me go home now."

by failure33object April 23, 2005

douce an a half

Large truck with 6 wheel drive, usually owned by the millitary to hall people or cargo

You see that douce an a half go through all that mud?

by Nuclear Mass April 19, 2010

half price

something that you say while drinking

i just made out with that chick again! HALF PRICE!

by Half Price Harry January 6, 2009

Half-dome

To “half-dome” is to engage a person of the opposite sex in rigorous activity for an extended period of time thus rendering their legs inoperable and your own appendages exceptionally sore. Normally, this takes around thirteen hours to complete.

I'd half-dome your mom if I had thirteen hours to waste.

by I-got-Domed June 29, 2011