mexican fruit cup

When a guy puts his nose in a girls vagina and his tongue in her anus.

Dude I gave her a Mexican fruit cup and she squirted in my left nostril

by The host boss January 29, 2014

fruit roll up

when a girl has her period and puts it on her face and when it dries the guy peels in off and eat's it

I got a fruit roll up last night it was so hott.

by JJ Schmitz December 31, 2008

juicy fruit and bacon

adjective

Used to describe the smell of breath after one has performed oral sex and immediately chewed a piece of Juicy Fruit Gum afterwards.

"Man! I just had the worst day, and my girlfriend came home with a juicy fruit and bacon mouth!"

by superhero22 February 16, 2007

Fruit Roll Up

A sexual act in which the male ingests a high level of citrus fruit (preferably pineapple) 24 hours before the sexual encounter. When the male is preparing to ejaculate, he pulls out and skeets on her back. After it dries on her back, he peels it off and feeds the fruity snack to her.

Male: It's almost dry now.

Female: Shit, I hope so, I'm starving for a fruit roll up!

by Jimmy9234 February 21, 2009

Jew Jew Fruit

A gay Jew. Typically blatantly and obnoxiously homosexual.

Ex. Jason is a Jew Jew Fruit

by filletmignon January 16, 2009

Sunkist fruit gem

inhibitor of affection, use at own risk

I was gonna kiss him, but he was still chewing on a Sunkist fruit gem!

by CrazyaboutYOU January 23, 2003

Low Hanging Fruit

Expression used by proctologists to describe severe cases of external hemorrhoids.

The doctor remarked to his colleague, "I’d never seen so many low hanging fruit. I called the surgeon immediately and made an appointment for my patient."

by PJ Anderson May 28, 2008