2 definitions by Jimmy9234

Fruit Roll Up

A sexual act in which the male ingests a high level of citrus fruit (preferably pineapple) 24 hours before the sexual encounter. When the male is preparing to ejaculate, he pulls out and skeets on her back. After it dries on her back, he peels it off and feeds the fruity snack to her.

Male: It's almost dry now.

Female: Shit, I hope so, I'm starving for a fruit roll up!

by Jimmy9234 October 17, 2008

Ocho Cinco

Legal last name of the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver formerly known as Chad Johnson.

Reporter: Don't you have better shit to do than change your last name to Ocho Cinco?

Ocho Cinco: Hell no, I live in Cincinnati.

by Jimmy9234 August 29, 2008