Flap

The opposite of “slap.” When a situation is a disaster or ridiculous.

“They want us to stop the presses because they want to make a ridiculous change. This flaps.”

by BeckieBling October 8, 2023

wing-flaps

The thick jiggly folds of excess "webbing" that form below one's armpits due either to advanced age or his having gained more than a few pounds.

Teenager: Gramma!! Haven't seen you in ages!! C'mere so I can give ya a big ole' squeeze!!
Old fogey: Okay, but take it easy with my wing-flaps!

by QuacksO November 17, 2011

Flap Slapper

A female who in an effort to encourage further vigorous copulation slaps her own genitals as if beating a war drum. Rhythm is usually comparable to the Christmas Carol “ The Little Drummer Boy” with encouraging words in place of the lyrics and vigourous slapping of the hand on the genitals in place of the “Parumpa pum pum” sections.

Dude, Maria is such a Flap Slapper. I can't get enough of her.

by Peto G June 11, 2011

Mud flaps

The hairy patch of a Man's lower back that is just above his butt crack.

(Hairy Man bent over with pants falling down in the back ) Hey your mud flaps are showing, pull up your pants.

by Russian pearl October 4, 2016

owen flapping

where a white overweight man screams the nword at a black dog/cat while jumping up and down flaping their tits

i saw mitchel owen flapping over there.

by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022

Fanny flaps

Large lady parts

Tilly Berry has fanny flaps

by Tilly025 March 3, 2021

pissing my flaps

when u piss so hard ur vag flaps like a fish out of water

damn i haven’t peed all day; when i get home i’m gonna be pissing my flaps

by shaftyB September 16, 2022