A pencil thin beard. Sometimes refered to as "Chin Straps". This beard is often worn by douche bags that wear hats turned 3/4s backwards and drive imported right-hand drive cars in north america.
This Guy: Look at that kid over there, not only is he a right hand douche he is also rocking a douche beard.
That Guy: Wow.
That Guy: Wow.
by thatguy?thisguy! March 20, 2009
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"Wow. That freakin' douche clown over there is literally cock-blocking this entire bar"
"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"
"Good call douche clown"
"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"
"Good call douche clown"
by ClearCause January 17, 2008
Get the Douche Clown mug.A person who continuously argues with everyone around him, regardless of the validity of his opinions, simply for the sake of being difficult to deal with.
Man, every time I would say something, Scott Cooper would argue with me, even though he was always wrong. What a total douche-bag.
by coopersavirgin November 28, 2009
Get the Douche-Bag mug.A revealing attempt to make oneself look better to others by embellishing their accomplishments or exaggerating the truth.
"He sounds totally legit, he's submitting his film to Cannes."
"Dude, every hollywood poser says they're 'submitting to Cannes'. He's got nothing, it's such the douche tell."
"Dude, every hollywood poser says they're 'submitting to Cannes'. He's got nothing, it's such the douche tell."
by relaxfrancis October 12, 2009
Get the douche tell mug.A guy between the ages of 13-25 who wear designer brands such as Ed Hardy, Free City, Lacoste, Dolce and Gabana, etc. to show off their money to get girls. As a result of this, they act like a complete douche.
Douche: Hey Cindy, look at my new Ed Hardy hat, my Free City Sweater and my new Lacoste shoes. I'm worth about $1000 right now.
Cindy: That sweater looks so hot on you.
Douche: Bro, i'm so banging Cindy tonight. She likes my Free City. I'm the coolest bro around. I'm so pimpin'. All the girls want to hook up with me tonight.
Bro: You're such a douche when you wear your Douche Wear
Cindy: That sweater looks so hot on you.
Douche: Bro, i'm so banging Cindy tonight. She likes my Free City. I'm the coolest bro around. I'm so pimpin'. All the girls want to hook up with me tonight.
Bro: You're such a douche when you wear your Douche Wear
by prettyxinxpink889 August 27, 2009
Get the Douche Wear mug.The combination of the terms 'douche bag' and 'fag,' but replacing the 'bag' part of 'douche bag' with 'fag.'
by Almost 6 Ninjas May 29, 2009
Get the Douche Fag mug.A term, devired from the words douche or douchebag and tit, that is employed, wether in jest or complete and utter seriousness, to refer to a person of lower intelligence or general stupidity and/or someone who invokes such a name upon themselves by their offensively idiotic behavior and acts of douchebaggery. When mentioned, this person generally brings to mind the personifications of a boob and/or douchebag.
John: My Roommate got really drunk last night and puked all over my bed and then took a crap on my physics book!
Dan: What a douche-tit!
Dan: What a douche-tit!
by dbindschedler June 11, 2006
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