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diddo_piddo

Scary, Very scary tik toker who is mean to their mutuals 😞 They are an ereri shipper and they have a huge piss kink
1: Woah did you see Diddo_Piddo new post??!!

2: Yeah their totally an ereri shipper!
by notac1dds June 8, 2021
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Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.
Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!
by Boceefus June 18, 2021
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Dido-ism

A cultural movement in the upper echelons of the chumocracy, when you ensure big contracts, Government or otherwise, get awarded to your old school pals from Eton (or their spouses) regardless of their innate ineptitude.
Cosmo: oh amazing... but like, how did she get that job as Head of Test n Trace, with that track record?
Sebastian: Usual dido-ism, amigo. Boffo nobbed her brother at Balliol
by Grooveyard June 25, 2021
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didona

Didona is a gorgeous creature. Has pp
Damn look at that Didona and her pp
by Vigilentiu November 20, 2021
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Dildo

A toy dick that people stick up their coochie… 😎
Women: that dildo is SO big…. Bigger than my husbands wee wee😩
by Robloxain August 15, 2021
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Dildo

by Winkay September 10, 2021
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Dildo Disasster Tuesday

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
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