Coffee run

The act of providing coffee to someone and receiving head or cunnilingus in gratitude.

An excuse to have a quickie somewhere in or around the office.

I brought some coffee to Jeff the other day and I was rewarded with the best tongue lashing around.

If anyone asks I'm going on a coffee run, be back in about twenty minutes.

by Stereotyped April 24, 2013

Coffee ice cube

When a male dips his penis in ice, then inserts it into his partner's vagina. It's cold.

Beth: Hey, let's do it.
Chris: I can't, I just stuck my penis in ice. Do you want a coffee ice cube?
Beth: Ok. Team work makes the dream work!
Chris: This might be cold!

by D Rut. October 24, 2008

coffee stalking

when you keep running into the same person or people at your favorite coffee spot.

What, are you coffee stalking me again?

by lflqueen February 19, 2009

coffee placenta

A coffe filter full of damp coffee grounds after you have brewed a pot.

Dude, PLEASE toss the coffee placenta after you make a pot. It gets gross and grows mold if you leave it in there!

by vasking November 20, 2009

coffee table cockblock

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.

I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked

by Lorck13 March 15, 2011

Coffee Moment

A point during adulthood when something one has tried and disliked many times in youth finally becomes palatable.

"So I was watching History of the World Part 1 for like the hundredth time the other day and I finally had my coffee moment with Monty Python."

by j0npau1 October 25, 2012

coffee writer

a person that sits in a coffee shop with his or her laptop just so other people know that he/she is seriously writing

Male: what do you do for a living?
Female: I'm a coffee writer
Male: what's that?
Female: I write my books in a coffee shop

by dream_living November 28, 2012