shittin ice cream 

to describe someone who is full of themself, conceited, arrogant, thinks they're perfect ect. especially when they shouldnt be.

look at that guy struttin around this block acting like he owns it. man hes touching himself too. he must thing hes shittin ice cream

shittin ice cream by jsizzle and matt lizzle lol July 14, 2008

Ice Cream Headache 

1. God's way of punishing you for eating too much ice cream at once.

2. The worst ten second headache you will ever have.

Kid: Aw fuck, ice cream headache!!

God: Haha, that's what ya get.

Ice Cream Headache by ohbabybay July 20, 2009

Shits Ice Cream 

A person of extremely high self-esteem, especially when the rest of the planet can find no supporting evidence for the
self-worshipper's obsession with himself/herself. Especially applicable if the person is holier-than-thou. This person is perfect: just ask her/him!

"Get a load of Little Miss Perfect over here."
"Yeah, she SHITS ICE CREAM."

Shits Ice Cream by Snover's Missing Nose May 12, 2008

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream 

1. To be much better at something than someone else
2. To diss someone so thoroughly that no comeback is possible

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream:
1. Rickie Lee Jones puts her smoke out in Edie Brickell's ice cream (thanks to lexicondevil at The Onion AV Club)
2. That queen tried to diss my outfit, but then I totally put my smoke out in her ice cream.

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream by djprobed July 7, 2007

Wet ice cream 

A clip of two girls and some Magnum ice cream. Girl 1 fucks Girl 2 with the Magnum ice cream, making it wet with her pussy juice. Girl 1 then takes the ice cream out and starts eating it, while Girl 2 pisses all over Girl 1 and the ice cream.

Wet ice cream

Wet ice cream by Herpy Dooves April 20, 2011

Ice Cream Headache 

that sharp stabbing pain you get between your eyes when you eat too much ice-cream too quickly.

oh man, i had a 4lt tub of choc-chip ice cream and now my brain is burnin!

Ice Cream Headache by simon e kopp January 5, 2004

strawberry ice cream sandwich 

The vaginal area of a woman of African descent or heritage. (brown on the outside, pink on the inside)

I totally ate her strawberry ice cream sandwich.

strawberry ice cream sandwich by killingzoey October 16, 2009